Saturday, January 29, 2011

Happy Birthday, Oprah!

Oprah has been in the news a lot lately. No, even more than usual.
Welcoming First Lady Michelle Obama to her show, introducing her half-sister and preparing to OWN us all, 2011 has been a banner year for her so far.
Today, however, Winfrey is only in the news because it's January 29th - also Adam Lambert's birthday. Here's wishing the talk show queen a happy 57th!
Special O-ccasion
Oprah. One of few stars famous enough to go by first name only.

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Happy Birthday, Oprah!

Oprah has been in the news a lot lately. No, even more than usual.
Welcoming First Lady Michelle Obama to her show, introducing her half-sister and preparing to OWN us all, 2011 has been a banner year for her so far.
Today, however, Winfrey is only in the news because it's January 29th - also Adam Lambert's birthday. Here's wishing the talk show queen a happy 57th!
Special O-ccasion
Oprah. One of few stars famous enough to go by first name only.

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Charlie Sheen Insists: I'm Fine!!!

Following his latest evening of porn star banging, cocaine smoking and hospital visiting, Charlie Sheen checked himself into rehab yesterday.
Problem on the verge of being solved, right. More like: Yeah, right.
Very soon after the actor entered an undisclosed treatment center, he sent a text message to Radar Online editor-in-chief Dylan Howard. It didn't exactly read like a man who has moved past the denial stage.
Such a Moron
Charlie Sheen wrote one porn star a $30,000 check for her company this week. It's a small price to pay for crack-smoking company.
"People don't seem to get it," Sheen wrote. "Guy can't have a great time and do his job also?"
As for critics, which include his concerned boss at CBS and 95% of the population, listen up: You're just a "bunch of turds," Charlie added.
The Two and a Half Men star might take issue with the following question even being asked (get clean from what?!?), but you tell us: Can Charlie Sheen get clean?

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