Saturday, December 25, 2010

Rachel Uchitel Embarks on New Career Path

Rachel Uchitel became infamous in 2009-2010 because, well, the woman is a serial, professional mistress. But she's focused on a new career now.
One which still involves sneaking around, interestingly.
In an ironic twist, the woman whose clandestine relationships with David Boreanaz and Tiger Woods gained national attention wants to be a P.I.
Rachel Uchitel and Tiger Woods Photo
We can't believe it either, Tiges.
“I decided to go back to school and get my private investigation license! I’ve learned to shoot a weapon. I had to Taser someone,” Uchitel told Fox 411.
“I even had to get pepper sprayed, so I know what the effects are."
Somewhere, Elin Nordegren wishes she could've done the honors.
"I’ve already gone under cover," says the aspiring investigator. "In court, we actually do real stuff for the investigator who’s teaching the class."
Rachel Uchitel was generally pretty good at hiding her romantic affairs with Woods and Boreanaz ... at least until they both blew up in her face.
In any case, she's serious about making this her life now.
“I’m going to work under my professor, Dale Gustafson, who runs DGA Detectives,” she said. "I will take the test and be able to open up my own business under Dale’s license with him as a mentor until I get the hours to get my own license."
“Having my own detective agency would be something I’d love to do. I’m actually trying to convince some of my friends to invest. I'm going to search for a missing girl. I’ve been obsessed with finding missing people for so long.”
Hey, it beats breaking up marriages ...
Rachel Uchitel
Insert obligatory Bones pun here.
“It’s hard to find somebody who can be accepting of all the stuff that they’ve read and choose to be with me for who I really am," Uchitel admits.
"Obviously, there are a lot of guys that are kind of around, but... it’s more my fault than anyone else’s. I guess I’m just kind of scared of dating.”
Plus, only dating married, wealthy guys really limits the pool.

Cisco Adler: Engaged to Barbara Stoyanoff!

Cisco Adler is off the market. Ladies, it's Christmas. Get over it.
The musician and ex-boyfriend of Mischa Barton and Kim Stewart proposed to his model girlfriend, Barbara Stoyanoff, about a month ago.
"They are very happy," a source says, and they are set to walk down the aisle in February. We may never hear from him again after ...
Barbara Stoyanoff and Cisco Adler
Congrats to Cisco Adler and Barbara Stoyanoff!

Ryan Reynolds-Scarlett Johannson Divorce: Filed

The Ryan Reynolds-Scarlett Johannson divorce just became official. Or at least the paperwork was just filed that WILL make it official before long.
Just a few weeks after their separation was announced, Reynolds has begun the process of officially ending his two-year marriage to Johansson.
Already separated from Johansson, Reynolds filed for divorce Thursday in Los Angeles Superior Court. Scarlett filed her response simultaneously.
Scar J.Ryan R.
Both sides cite December 14 as their date of separation, and neither seeks spousal support in what by all accounts is a mutual, amicable split.
Sources believe that the couple simply grew apart under the strain of managing two thriving careers, and are breaking up on pleasant terms.
They were married in a private ceremony in Canada in 2008. It's too bad it didn't work out, but at least there was no real scandal involved.

Do Not Effin' Get NEAR Jennifer Aniston!

Looks like Chelsea Handler isn't the only person Jennifer Aniston doesn't want near her. An insider on the set of her new movie describes her "ring of buffers."
"It was an unspoken thing that you couldn't get within 20 feet of Jen. She surrounded herself with a ring of buffers at all times," says a Wanderlust source.
"She traveled with them from her trailer to the set and back."
Jennifer Aniston: Diva?
Is Jen pulling a diva act on us?
Her rep calls this "false," and says "Jennifer had a blast filming Wanderlust."
So what really happened on the set? Will this new movie bomb like her previous 20 efforts? Will she ever stop loving Brad Pitt? We may never know ...

Kelsey Grammer to Camille: Hands Off My Money!

At this point, it's hard to believe Kelsey and Camille Grammer were married for 14 years and may have made a sex tape together.
In the latest hiccup in the pair's relationship, Kelsey has filed to keep Camille away from his retirement and business accounts. According to documents filed by the actor this week, his ex-wife cannot make any unauthorized withdrawals until a divorce judgment is passed.
Kelsey and Camille Grammer
After announcing their divorce on June 28, Kelsey and Camille have gone back and forth in the press. It hasn't helped that the former is engaged again already.
The legal papers in question here state that Kelsey is seeking "an order determining the nature and extent of both employee and non-employee spouse's interest in employee benefits under the plan, an order restraining claimant from making benefit payments to employee spouse pending the determination and disposition of non-employees spouse's interest if any, in employee’s benefits under the plan."

Courteney Cox Cozies Up to Brian Van Holt at Christmas Party

If David Arquette has not lost it already, this news may send him over the edge.
Sources tell E! News that Courteney Cox and Cougar Town co-star Brian Van Holt acted quite cozy at that show's holiday party this week.
As Jules on Cougar TownBrian Van Holt Pic
"Courteney and Brian pretty much stuck together the majority of the evening," a witness said. "There wasn't any hand-holding or kissing. But they did stay and stand together for most of the party."
On their ABC sitcom, Cox portrays Jules and Van Holt play her ex-husband, Bobby. Rumors of a personal relationship between the pair started in May.

Lisa Vanderpump Details Bloody Restaurant Attack

A Real Housewife of Beverly Hills was involved in a real messy, violent situation early this morning.
As detailed to TMZ by Lisa Vanderpump herself, this reality star was dining at the Beverly Hills Polo Lounge with her husband and another couple when a man at another table started in with the harassment.
Vanderpump quoted the "extremely drunk" man as saying:
"I've seen the show. You're wearing a lot more make-up now, and your eyes are darker and smokier. What are you doing sitting with old people?"
Lisa Vanderpump Photo
It's not easy being a rich reality TV star.
At this, Lisa's husband, reporter Robert Kovacik, walked over and asked the man to quiet down. He allegedly responded by striking Kovacik in the face and pushing him to the ground.
Police were called to the scene, but Vanderpump and Kovacik did not press charges. *
Instead, they went to the home of Dr. Paul Nassif (the husband of Lisa's co-star, Adrienne Maloof) and took care of Robert's injuries there. Vanderpump says the attacker was "outrageous" and hopes Robert does bring charges against him.
Of course, because this is a reality TV star we're talking about, it must be asked: were cameras around at the time of the confrontation?
* UPDATE: Hours later, the couple returned to the police station and requested that charges be filed.

It's a Girl for Constantine Maroulis!

Christmas came a couple days early for former American Idol contestant Constantine Maroulis.
The Broadway star and girlfriend Angel Reed, both of whom appear in Rock of Ages, welcomed daughter Malena James into the world last night. The first child for both, she weighed 6 pounds, 11 ounces.
Constantine Maroulis, Girlfriend
"Angel and I are thrilled to welcome our perfect baby girl into the world today," Constantine said. "Mom and baby are healthy and I couldn't be more excited to ring in 2011 this way."

Lindsay Lohan Accuser Pulls a Complete 180

The fired Betty Ford staff member who accused Lindsay Lohan of battery in a recent altercation now says she will drop her criminal complaint.
Not only that, Dawn Holland's attorney says she will not even cooperate with the authorities in any inquiry into the troubled starlet's behavior.
She says Lindsay should absolutely not be prosecuted.
Put a Cardigan On
That top has to be a violation of some kind, however.
Holland, who was fired after revealing potentially confidential info to TMZ, had said initially that Lindsay's attack put her on worker's comp.
Holland's lawyer, Keith Davidson, says she won't press charges, "nor will she be assisting any further in the investigation or prosecution."
Asked how his client would respond if she's subpoenaed, Davidson replied, "She won't." Basically, no witness equals no case against LiLo.
Both recovering addicts, Dawn says she and Lindsay share a bond, and regardless of whether she was clean that night, wants to move on.
Davidson says Dawn does not want "in any way shape or form to do anything that would violated Lindsay's probation or cause an arrest."
"A crime has quite simply not been committed by Ms. Lohan."

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THG Presents: Celebrity Marriages and Engagements of 2010

With all the focus on celebrity breakups, scandals and sex tapes, sometimes the old-fashioned love stories get lost in the shuffle. Let's put a stop to that!
Below are the celebrity couples who got married and engaged in 2010.
Some were a long time 'comin. Some came out of nowhere. Some may stand the test of time better than others. All made our lives just a little happier.
Here's wishing them all the best in 2011 and happily ever after. If we missed any, it wasn't a snub. Just let us know and we'll add them ASAP!
Mr. and Mrs. Mike Fisher
MARRIAGES
Alanis Morisette and Mario Treadway
Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz
Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer
Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy
Carrie Prejean and Kyle Boller
Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher (pictured)
Chad Lowe and Kim Painter
Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky
Constance Zimmer and Russ Lamoureux
Crystal Bowersox and Brian Walker
Dave Annable and Odette Yustman
David Schwimmer and Zoe Buckman
Doutzen Kroes and Sunnery James
Emily Deschanel and David Hornsby
Greg Norman and Kirsten Kunter
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart
Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie Picture
Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie (pictured)
Hulk Hogan and Jennifer McDaniel
Ian Ziering and Erin Ludwig
James Van Der Beek and Kimberly Brook
Jared Padalecki and Genevieve Cortese
Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney
Jenna Fischer and Lee Kirk
Jenna Von Oy and Brad Bratcher
Jensen Ackles and Danneel Harris
Jesse Csincsak and Ann Lueders
Joanna Garcia and Nick Swisher
Joe Francis and Christina McLarty
John Krasinski and Emily Blunt
Johnathon Schaech and Jana Rae Kramer
Johnny Knoxville and Naomi Nelson
Katie Price and Alex Reid
Katy Perry, Russell Brand Photo
Katy Perry and Russell Brand (pictured)
Kelly McGillis and Melanie Leis
Kody Brown and Robyn Sullivan
Krista Allen and Mams Taylor
LaLa Vazquez and Carmelo Anthony
Martin Lawrence and Shamicka Gibbs
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green
Mena Suvari and Simone Sestito
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden
Kerr-bloom!
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr (pictured)
Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem
Robbie Williams and Ayda Field
Rush Limbaugh and Kathryn Rogers
Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher
Seth Green and Clare Grant
Shayne Lamas and Nik Richie
T.I. and Tameka "Tiny" Cottle
Vanessa Marcil and Carmine Giovinazzo
Vince Vaughn and Kyla Weber
ENGAGEMENTS
Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez (pictured)
America Ferrera and Ryan Piers Williams
Bret Michaels and Kristi Gibson
Cate Edwards and Trevor Upham
Ali and Roberto Pic
Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson
Christina Applegate and Martyn LeNoble
Chuck Liddell and Heidi Northcott
Dean Sheremet and Sarah Silver
DeAnna Pappas and Stephen Stagliano
Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes (disputed)
James Marsters and Patricia Rahman
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson (pictured)
Joanna Krupa and Romain Zago
Kellie Pickler and Kyle Jacobs
Eric and Jess
Kelsey Grammer and Kayte Walsh
Keyshia Cole and Daniel Gibson
Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard
Maria Sharapova and Sasha Vujacic
Michael Buble and Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre
Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton
Monica and Shannon Brown
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo
Royally Adorable
Prince William and Kate Middleton (pictured)
Linda Hogan and Charlie Hill
Lorenzo Lamas and Shawna Craig
Seth Rogen and Lauren Miller
Shania Twain and Frederic Thiebaud
Tiffany Thornton and Christopher Carney
Tony Romo and Candice Crawford
Valerie Bertinelli and Tom Vitale
Zoe Saldana and Keith Britton

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Chris Harrison Teases, Hopes For Bachelor Pad 2

Bachelor Pad was a sleeper hit this summer.
Sure, it has none of the Bachelor spoilers, scandals or love triangles that make its parent shows so compelling. But the competition was definitely fun.
As such, host-pimp Chris Harrison wants to run it back with some changes, and thinks there's a good chance ABC will give producers that opportunity.
Dave Good, Natalie Getz
A dramatic scene from the first season of Bachelor Pad.
"It's not official, but I'm hearing good things from everybody at ABC and the creators of the show," says Harrison. "Everybody wants to do it again."
"Nobody has officially signed on the dotted line, but I feel really good that it's going to happen again. ABC really liked what it did for them."
"It helped fill that summer void. It was a reunion show without being a reunion show. We were able to turn our reunion show into a game show."
The first Bachelor Pad, won by David Good and Natalie Getz, could set the stage for a bigger and better version come next summer, as well.
"With a little more time, a little more money and energy, it would be a much better show. I think we all want a second shot," Chris said.
We can only hope he gets it.

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Lisa Vanderpump Details Bloody Restaurant Attack

A Real Housewife of Beverly Hills was involved in a real messy, violent situation early this morning.
As detailed to TMZ by Lisa Vanderpump herself, this reality star was dining at the Beverly Hills Polo Lounge with her husband and another couple when a man at another table started in with the harassment.
Vanderpump quoted the "extremely drunk" man as saying:
"I've seen the show. You're wearing a lot more make-up now, and your eyes are darker and smokier. What are you doing sitting with old people?"
Lisa Vanderpump Photo
It's not easy being a rich reality TV star.
At this, Lisa's husband, reporter Robert Kovacik, walked over and asked the man to quiet down. He allegedly responded by striking Kovacik in the face and pushing him to the ground.
Police were called to the scene, but Vanderpump and Kovacik did not press charges.
Instead, they went to the home of Dr. Paul Nassif (the husband of Lisa's co-star, Adrienne Maloof) and took care of Robert's injuries there. Vanderpump says the attacker was "outrageous" and hopes Robert does bring charges against him.
Of course, because this is a reality TV star we're talking about, it must be asked: were cameras around at the time of the confrontation?

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It's a Girl for Constantine Maroulis!

Christmas came a couple days early for former American Idol contestant Constantine Maroulis.
The Broadway star and girlfriend Angel Reed, both of whom appear in Rock of Ages, welcomed daughter Malena James into the world last night. The first child for both, she weighed 6 pounds, 11 ounces.
Constantine Maroulis, Girlfriend
"Angel and I are thrilled to welcome our perfect baby girl into the world today," Constantine said. "Mom and baby are healthy and I couldn't be more excited to ring in 2011 this way."

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